If not for the fact that he was married, The New Paper would have had a field day speculating on the identities of the various elderly gentlemen who pecked Chiam See Tong's cheeks during his walkabouts.
Wong Can't Sing, but that has never stopped him. When the Deputy Prime Minister was asked why he lets such terrifying sounds escape from his mouth, he responded by saying, "I just hit a wrong note. It was an honest mistake. Let's move on to the next song."
Josephine Teo, with batch of kindergarten kids proudly posing with their graduation certificates. Because one certificate alone is not enough these days to get you into Primary School.