Foo Mee Har, West Coast GRC

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Foo Mee Har demonstrates how 'Extreme Makeover: Politics' works.

Lawrence Wong, West Coast GRC

But please don't call Lawrence Wong a yes-man.

Heng Swee Keat, Tampines GRC

Heng Swee Keat often liked using visual aids during his speeches. Here he uses a pair of paper cranes to bring across his message: the importance of origami in maintaining social cohesion. Or something.

Vikram Nair, Sembawang GRC

After having drunk water from a tank where a corpse was found, Vikram Nair received enthusiastic offers to be the new spokesperson for bottled Newater.

Ong Teng Koon, Sembawang GRC

Even before he had entered Parliament, Ong Teng Koon was already quite proficient at putting on the standard 'listening to Parliamentary speech' face.

Patrick Tay, Nee Soon GRC

While on a tour of the new Immigration and Customs complex, Patrick Tay spent quite a bit of time with the officials from the Contraband DVD's department.

Tin Pei Ling, Marine Parade GRC

Tin Pei Ling, draped in the Vanda Miss Choking.

Tan Chuan-Jin, Marine Parade GRC

It was a little-known fact that Tan Chuan-Jin had once been an avid member of the Singapore Paranormal Investigators.

Ong Kim Huat, Jurong GRC

"Uncle," the little girl told Ong Kim Huat for the umpteenth time, "you're supposed to turn your fingers the other way. The. Other. Way. Round."

Desmond Lee, Jurong GRC

Desmond Lee marked the end of the PAP Youth Orientation Camp by observing an annual ceremony: the symbolic extinguishing of the Dangerous Flames Of Idealism.

Ang Wei Neng, Jurong GRC

After Ang Wei Neng left, it was unanimously agreed by the group of friends that checkers was just not a cool game anymore, and that they should switch to carrom with immediate effect.

Janil Puthucheary, Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC

Janil Puthucheary, explaining to a bunch of wushu students why he doesn't have to do reservist. "I've been busy saving lives," he protests. In other words: self-defence meets self-defence during a discussion about self-defence.

Zainal Sapari, Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC

Zainal Sapari would like everyone to be informed of yet another compelling reason to join the PAP: no need for extra reflective gear during night cycling excursions.

Gan Thiam Poh, Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC

One of the trials prospective PAP candidates had to undergo involved stacking chairs according to their colours. Gan Thiam Poh recalls a particularly stressful segment of this highly challenging cognitive test.

Edwin Tong, Moulmein-Kallang GRC

Concerned that Opposition candidates were 'stealing' his party's signature orchid-garland look, Edwin Tong proposed wearing something that 'better symbolised the party': albino pythons.

Sitoh Yih Pin, Potong Pasir

It was generally agreed that Sitoh Yih Pin was a very different person from his predecessor.

Lim Biow Chuan, Mountbatten SMC

Lim Biow Chuan illustrated to residents the government's anti-welfare motto: 'teach a man to fish, and he will eat dumplings for a lifetime'.

Chen Show Mao, Aljunied GRC

Chen Show Mao was apparently so persuasive that he managed to convince the lady wearing the sun hat that she absolutely needed to buy the Workers' Party umbrella.